Unlike the rest of you sorry lot, I can make perfectly sinusoidal lines of #mustard on my #hotdogs. I just choose not to, so nobody feels sad.
Category Archives: Recipes
Flapjacks
All I really want out of life is a pair of flapjacks and some Denver scramble in my face.
Gold In the Pan
Important information from the Office of My Kitchen: Listen, these chicken strips won’t double-batter and fry themselves. I’m here to facilitate. Breaded with flour, Herbs de Provence, Lowry’s Season Salt, onion powder, egg, milk. Homefries could’ve fried further, but I got impatient. Honey mustard made by pouring honey and brown mustard into a bowl and …
Solo Pot Roast, 2020 Edition
Spending Thanksgiving 2020 alone and away from your family? Treat yourself by making Pot Roast! Here’s a recipe in 10 easy steps. You’ll absolutely love that flaky crust! 1: Purchase a 2lb bottom round roast. Find a cut with good marbling and a thick strap of fat. 2: Peel and chop onions, potatoes, and carrots. …
Least Feast
Y’all. This Thanksgiving dinner is gonna be over the top this year. 2020 what’s up?