Last night’s foggy drive made me worry that a cryptid would attack out of nowhere and snatch me from my car, and that Mulder and Scully would have to investigate which sequence of mundane events occurred to explain what really happened. MULDER: His browser history shows he’s made 253 recent visits to Fortean Times, and the …
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Least Feast
Y’all. This Thanksgiving dinner is gonna be over the top this year. 2020 what’s up?
Alonesgiving
On a typical year, I travel home to Texarkana to spend time with my family during the Thanksgiving holiday, since most jobs guarantee time off for a large chunk of days. So, of the past 20 years living here, I’ve spent the holiday in Austin maybe three times. I’ve not been to a Friendsgiving orphan …
I On
I am generally pretty negative I am attracted to groups of positive people and hang out with them until another group is more attractive I sometimes move freely between groups if they’re metal enough to let me do so I am known to pass information between groups, but otherwise keep my distance I usually perform …
MixMaster Kitchenaid
I just wrote this on Facebook: You won’t hear about this in the mainstream media, but you need to know about the Theory of Peak DJ Names which predicts that by 2068 we will completely exhaust our supply of unused DJ names, the last one being DJ Buffalo Wings With Honey Mustard Sauce. This fate …