Listening to sex podcasters talk about sex with sexy people who have lots of sex is interesting…but empty. It’s like reading food writers who write about Italian food with Italian chefs who make lots of Italian food for Italians. It’s just unsatisfying, like a picture of food in a menu. I mean, I guess I …
Category Archives: Philosophy
Stone Crush
You can enjoy them, as is your right, but kill your fantasies before they become delusions to be let down.
Drill Sargent Dad
The reason I don’t succeed in life is because I don’t go to sleep before midnight and wake up before six, but that’s just what Drill Sargent Dad tells me. Of course he’s not real. But he is a mental reflection of those of you who would say, “Well, yeah, obviously.” And I write this …
Burn Engine
Order is Death to Creativity. Litter the floor. Leave the light on. Lose the matching set. As neat and prim as I keep my life, I am an engine of mediocrity. It’s a wonder I move forward at all.
Vampires
There are people who are energy vampires. As you’re moving along in your day, they cross your path and drag you down, pulling as much energy as they can out of you, whether you know it or not. After your conversation, you’re drained and your day is derailed. Those people are to be avoided whenever …