Category Archives: Politics
Heinous
Fan theory: the following historical figures had unnatural or violent deaths: All were temporarily taken out of their timeline by Bill and Ted for a school project. Most heinous!
Click Here To Pay Tax Now
Well, dammit. I didn’t withhold enough federal tax throughout 2022; now I have to pay the shortfall. It’s really not much, considering how much was withheld and how much I owe according to my tax bracket. But still, no refund this year. Haven’t had to pay when filing since 2000-ish when I made a clerical …
Current Political Discourse
A: “Stop setting the house on fire!”B: “What? I’m not, and you don’t have any proof.”A: “The matches are in your hand!”B: “It’s not illegal to have matches.”A: “No, it’s not, but you’re setting the fucking house on fire!”B: “Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to calm down.”
Divided Lanes (PPP)
The Conservative says, “We should not have to pay the medical bills of cyclists who carelessly get injured by cars on the road. If they didn’t want to get hurt, they should’ve been in a car.” The Liberal says, “Fine. We’ll mandate helmets, headlights, taillights, high-viz vests, and register all bicycles against theft. Nobody should …