How have I managed to get this far in life without ever needing legal representation or counsel? Either I’ve had significant luck, or I’m perpetually so middle-of-the-road that I’ve taken no chances or gotten in a bind.
Given that I’m a self-proclaimed engine of mediocrity, my drive toward baseline homeostasis and inoffensive balance serve to keep me out of situations of extreme risk or extreme growth.
Knock on wood with my knuckles, not with a gavel.
Reacting to my friends’ posts either to say, “Hey, I see you, and I love you, and I want you to know this is a great medium and hope you express yourself more here. Join us!” or otherwise to say, “I like this post.” — and keeping them guessing which one I’m saying. Enjoy the dopamine!
$ whois phaysis.com
Domain Name: PHAYSIS.COM
Creation Date: 2000-04-14T14:49:59Z
Updated Date: 2023-03-07T05:10:49Z
Phaysis.com is 23 years old!
Fan theory: the following historical figures had unnatural or violent deaths:
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Billy the Kid
- Sigmund Freud
- Ludwig van Beethoven
- Joan of Arc
- Genghis Khan
- Abraham Lincoln
All were temporarily taken out of their timeline by Bill and Ted for a school project. Most heinous!