My job is like standing on a skateboard and trying to clean a goldfish bowl while I’m holding it in my arms, with the fish still in it, without killing the fish. The task is so wobbly, messy, and difficult, I put the bowl down, sit on the skateboard, and scroll through the fish food with the guilt that after feeding the fish and making the bowl dirtier, I’ll have to go to the living room tomorrow and explain to my parents that the fishbowl cleaning task is still actively ongoing.
Testing to see how Android is fucking up firefox. I mean, it looks right so far, but jesus christ is it laggy. Android has some hate for FF. Like, Facebook text entry box gets the letters scrambled if I type too fast, which is just fucking astonishing. I’m really starting to hate the future.
Thing is, Chrome Android got completely rid of the option to disable autoplay videos, and FB pushed the new mobile web interface to me, which is poisoned with autoplay video ads. That’s some smelly, dirty shit.
So here I am, trying Firefox Android again, at least for FB and some other sites…because it has adblockers. So far, it’s just not there. So buggy.
Listening to sex podcasters talk about sex with sexy people who have lots of sex is interesting…but empty. It’s like reading food writers who write about Italian food with Italian chefs who make lots of Italian food for Italians.
It’s just unsatisfying, like a picture of food in a menu.
I mean, I guess I can boil ramen for the meanwhile, but maybe one day I’ll get back to making linguini from scratch? Maybe? And how many more meals do I have left before I can’t cook anymore? Eh?
You can enjoy them, as is your right, but kill your fantasies before they become delusions to be let down.