The Conservative says, “We should not have to pay the medical bills of cyclists who carelessly get injured by cars on the road. If they didn’t want to get hurt, they should’ve been in a car.”
The Liberal says, “Fine. We’ll mandate helmets, headlights, taillights, high-viz vests, and register all bicycles against theft. Nobody should be unsafe regardless of social status.”
The Libertarian says, “Fine. We don’t believe in more laws, but while we’re at it, those helmets must comply with strict safety rules so onerous that only the companies we own stock in can legally manufacture them. No laws!”