Ok, it’s confession time. For the past thirty years, I’ve secretly been a KGB Operative (Keep Grabbing Butts). I get my orders via radio communication. I’ve been working to disrupt the social order and keep everybody guessing.
I didn’t want to tell you, but this has been going on so long, and I want out of this lifestyle. I can’t go on being a sleeper cell.
I hope you’ll forgive me and grant me a place in your new world order.