Important information from the Office of My Kitchen: Listen, these chicken strips won’t double-batter and fry themselves. I’m here to facilitate. Breaded with flour, Herbs de Provence, Lowry’s Season Salt, onion powder, egg, milk. Homefries could’ve fried further, but I got impatient. Honey mustard made by pouring honey and brown mustard into a bowl and […]
The refrigerator was carrying 1.3 Liters of the tribe’s water. This water is now yours for the safekeeping of the tribe. Tell us, have you chosen your new name?
Quinine is the secret to true blue happiness.
I’m not saying I’m a professional thinker or anything, but shouldn’t this notice be somewhere on the outside of the door? If the washer’s running, that door’s locked. If the power’s out, you won’t see the notice under the locked door telling you to wait. Industrial design is hard.