Dear Diary:
I hope you’re sitting down on the toilet, because you’re gonna shit yourself laughing.
Guess what I got last week! OMG guess!
Hahahaha. Haaaaahaahahaha. Hahahaa. Hahahahahahaha. Haha. Hah. Ha. Oh god I’m out of breath.
So yeah, that’s right, after 2 some-odd of the worst years of everybody’s lives, it finally came around to me. I have COVID-19. I’m down with it. I’m up with it. I’m hanging around with it. I’m avoiding the town with it.
It’s the first positive thing to happen to me in weeks.
At least I have my vaccinations, or this would be a death sentence.