Pretty wild how body weight changes throughout the day. Take this, for instance. The lesson here is that I should just take diuretics and piss away the pounds.
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Makes Waves
Unlike the rest of you sorry lot, I can make perfectly sinusoidal lines of #mustard on my #hotdogs. I just choose not to, so nobody feels sad.
First Step Toward Failure
Finally got to my first Twitter post ever. I’ve been on a campaign to delete as many tweets as I can. Knocking off the low-performers, the dumb posts, written in haste, zero-engagement, etc. I could only go so far back in the timeline before the infinite scroll stops scrolling. Twitter stops showing older posts at …
Thanksgiving
Just gonna say, Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate.
Sue Smells T Cells
Dear Diary: I hope you’re sitting down on the toilet, because you’re gonna shit yourself laughing. Guess what I got last week! OMG guess! Hahahaha. Haaaaahaahahaha. Hahahaa. Hahahahahahaha. Haha. Hah. Ha. Oh god I’m out of breath. So yeah, that’s right, after 2 some-odd of the worst years of everybody’s lives, it finally came around …