Y’all. This Thanksgiving dinner is gonna be over the top this year. 2020 what’s up?
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Alonesgiving
On a typical year, I travel home to Texarkana to spend time with my family during the Thanksgiving holiday, since most jobs guarantee time off for a large chunk of days. So, of the past 20 years living here, I’ve spent the holiday in Austin maybe three times. I’ve not been to a Friendsgiving orphan …
I On
I am generally pretty negative I am attracted to groups of positive people and hang out with them until another group is more attractive I sometimes move freely between groups if they’re metal enough to let me do so I am known to pass information between groups, but otherwise keep my distance I usually perform …
MixMaster Kitchenaid
I just wrote this on Facebook: You won’t hear about this in the mainstream media, but you need to know about the Theory of Peak DJ Names which predicts that by 2068 we will completely exhaust our supply of unused DJ names, the last one being DJ Buffalo Wings With Honey Mustard Sauce. This fate …
Chosen Hell
Quick joke. You’ve heard this before. A man dies and, due to his decisions through life, gets sent to Hell. After entering, the Devil takes him on a grand tour where he’s shown three rooms from which to choose his torture for eternity. The first room is full of people standing on their heads upside …