- I am generally pretty negative
- I am attracted to groups of positive people and hang out with them until another group is more attractive
- I sometimes move freely between groups if they’re metal enough to let me do so
- I am known to pass information between groups, but otherwise keep my distance
- I usually perform useful work for them, which seems to be my one defining trait
- I do my best work immediately before dropping into a lower state to wait for something external to bring me back up
- I can never simultaneously know what I’m doing and how well I’m doing it
It’s pretty fucking obvious to me now: I’m an electron.