I just wrote this on Facebook:
You won’t hear about this in the mainstream media, but you need to know about the Theory of Peak DJ Names which predicts that by 2068 we will completely exhaust our supply of unused DJ names, the last one being DJ Buffalo Wings With Honey Mustard Sauce. This fate will also happen to MC names in 2084 and MixMaster names in 2124. Please, we’ve got to fund research of alternative nomenclatures before it’s too late. Let’s secure a fresher, deffer future for our grandchildren and our grandchildren’s grandchildren. Pass this on, and let’s get the word out!
It’ll be interesting to see if it radiates out, and if so, how long it takes to mutate and come back around to me. Whee!