Facebook is the bench seats in the food court of a dead mall.Twitter is the graffiti wall of the patio next to the high school cafeteria.Reddit is the bus stop at the preacher’s corner between Starbuck’s and Denny’s.Youtube is a billboard showing all the dinner theaters in Branson.
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Marketplace
It’s been said that the Internet is a marketplace of ideas. I’ve always thought that made for great ad copy. But I think I understand now. It is a place where everybody is trying to sell their ideas…but nobody’s buying. All custom memetic concepts up to 50% off this week only. Come in and SAVE!
And Now a Message From Our Sponsors From Beyond
So I get this mysterious, spooky voicemail today. It sounded like a mountain lion purring and breathing through a garden hose, or like an alien wraith lurking for its living prey. Deep and breathy. And the vocalizations went on for six minutes. I just knew one of my friends had to be pulling a prank …
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