Lyricosis Is Not Just For Lyrics

I was Today years old when I learned that what I thought was the German word “Stomptisch“, which I inferred was a meet-up where you tell funny stories around a table and slap it in laughter, is actually “Stammtisch“, meaning the table for the regulars of the biergarten, tavern, or restaurant. That’s it. That’s all it means. Table for the regulars.

So, uh, I guess my original mishearing wasn’t that terribly off from the actual word, but Ich bin ein Dummkopf for actually telling people what I thought it meant before I bothered to double-check. So embarrassed. And so angry that nobody called me on it.

I really am full of Scheiss sometimes.

So if someone tells you facts straight to your face and believes them outright to be as true as they tell, should you really trust them? Should you really trust me? I do have a history of believing incorrect things.

Hugs Like a Circular Proof

Had a dream where one of the cast members was this cute girl who followed me as I left towards home from a social event in a field. She started flirting with me. I remember thinking, “I’m a hobbled old troglodyte; what could she possibly see in me? Is this a shakedown for services?”

She knew my thoughts and asked if I had any cash. I wanted to, but also didn’t. Told her I didn’t have money. “Well what about donation apps?” Sorry, no. Don’t do apps. Kept walking away.

Then she pulled back and got aggressive. An X-Acto knife appeared in her hand. I knew I had to defenestrate her and run before her heavy caught me.

Dream ends by the alarm clock.

See? I’ve just proven my own fears with my own dreams! There’s the facts right there! Incontrovertible!

25%

I’m not saying every conversation has to leave me more energized than before, but goddammit, give me something. Hell, I’ll settle for anything better than 50-50.

Are there any platitudes I could recite to myself to improve the quality of my conversations so we energize each other, or should I try improving my numbers by just walking away from the bad ones?

So far, the latter isn’t making me any happier. Just frees up more time to sit in gloom.

DROP

Nerd rage.

Fixed a recent problem in which I set up the conditions for failure years ago.

My Linux PC at home has been having hardware issues. It’s been in service for 13-ish years and, electronically, it’s falling apart. It was kernel panicking while transferring files from my phone over USB3. After enough of this, I set about to diagnose and debug why it was panicking.

During this action (wherein I hulk-smashed some memory sticks and permanently damaged 2 of the 4 DIMM slots, like an asshole), other problems cropped up. For instance, NetworkManager appeared to have lost the network config, so I set it back up. “Oof, there might be file corruption! I need to find a new PC.” Also found some pictures that I had copied that were also corrupted (thankfully I had backups in a zip file). Huh! That’s concerning, because I also have a mail server on this machine.

So, I noticed later that I was unable to reach that mail server from my phone when I was out on my 4G connection. Using Wireshark, I found the TCP SYN packet was getting through the gateway and landing at the PC, but the PC wasn’t sending back a SYNACK. It was just dropping. Likewise, I couldn’t ssh into the machine from outside. Those packets were also being dropped.

I won’t go into the details of all the hacks and fixes and searches I tried for finding out WTF was happening. There were many hacks. Oh, so many. I should know this! Because I’m an expert at computering, I’ll have you know. Expert!

Dreamed about it this morning, how I’d look at iptables and examine all the rules and try that angle. So I got up and bashed my forehead against the screen. Dumped the rules and pored over them all. It should work! But it didn’t.

Years ago, when reinstalling this PC after a crashed disk, I set the iptables INPUT chain to have the default rule DROP, so it would ignore all inbound traffic that’s not approved (don’t worry, the local LAN is in the whitelist). So, on a whim, I changed the default rule to ACCEPT. And you know what happened?

I could reach my mailserver.

So one of the rules is fucking me over.

:INPUT DROP [31:9840]
-A INPUT -i lo -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -m state --state RELATED,ESTABLISHED -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -i enp3s0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW -m tcp --dport 22 -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -i enp3s0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW -m tcp -m multiport --dports 25,143,993 -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -i enp3s0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW -m tcp -m multiport --dports 80,443 -j ACCEPT

On their face, these rules are perfect and acceptable and should work.

But wait! What’s this?

root:/# ip a
2: enp2s0: <BROADCAST,MULTICAST,UP,LOWER_UP> mtu 1500 qdisc fq_codel state UP group default qlen 1000

Where the fuck did enp3s0 get off to? Ah goddammit. When the USB3 chipset disappeared along with its Southbridge root controller, the Linux kernel enumerated the Ethernet interface at a different name. enp3s0 became enp2s0, and suddenly my firewall rules no longer matched. Packets dropped.

NERD RAGE.

I’m a dullard and a fool. I shot myself in the foot, but only after going for the long play. Why did I bind the rule to the interface name? Why not wildcard? I’m an idiot.

I removed the -i interface matches from the iptables rules so they bind to the wildcard interface, and set the INPUT chain default rule back to DROP, and everything works again.

Really, this highlights the importance of getting off of this failing hardware before true corruption happens. Toward that goal, I bought a gaming PC from a friend (actually built in this decade), and I need to migrate to it this week while I design and purchase a new PC in the coming month now that xmas is over.

Dammit, y’all. God dammit.