Had a dream where one of the cast members was this cute girl who followed me as I left towards home from a social event in a field. She started flirting with me. I remember thinking, “I’m a hobbled old troglodyte; what could she possibly see in me? Is this a shakedown for services?” She …
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I’m only here for the tits and ass. Everything else is pretense. Obviously.
Inside of you are two wolves: One that wants to whistle at everyone that walks by. And: One that chews the other’s leg off because that sort of behavior is sinful and unwelcomed and oh my god you are such an asshole to even want to look at anybody in that way how dare you.
Listening to sex podcasters talk about sex with sexy people who have lots of sex is interesting…but empty. It’s like reading food writers who write about Italian food with Italian chefs who make lots of Italian food for Italians. It’s just unsatisfying, like a picture of food in a menu. I mean, I guess I …
They That Disrupt
Made a new acquaintance this week, some young person new to the cafe. Joined in our conversation at our table. Telling us about their hobbies and stuff they’re into. Great. Another friend joined us after a few minutes, and in the spirit of good will, I sought to catch her up on our new friend. …