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***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*** Shawn Thomas (Nasdaq ticker: SHAT), the cult of personality that brought you Miniflims(tm) and “Johnny the Original Greek”, and innovator in computer advertising with the “Your Mother Loves my Wang!” campaign, announced today his intent to relocate business operations to the city of Texarkana, Arkansas for the weekend of the Fourth of […]
To the good people of Texarkana: I will be making a two-day holiday visit this weekend in celebration of Easter, to be spent with family and friends. (Wait, I’m celebrating Easter? But I’m an atheist! Hmm.) “Mummy, I woke up today and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer!” “That’s the story of […]
I am sick. Friday morning, I woke up with the back of my throat swollen and puffy. I swallowed as hard as I could, made the best of it, and went on about my day. It got better over time. Fast forward to around 8 last night. After dealing with sneezes and super-dry nose all […]