Beware the Easter Goldfish, Children

To the good people of Texarkana:

I will be making a two-day holiday visit this weekend in celebration of Easter, to be spent with family and friends. (Wait, I’m celebrating Easter? But I’m an atheist! Hmm.)

“Mummy, I woke up today and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer!”
“That’s the story of Jesus!”

My arrival will be the usual: very late friday night. My departure will be sunday evening, the usual, to arrive home very late sunday night. The drudgery.

You have been forewarned.

Thank you.

Remember: Bill Hicks died for your sins.

Published by Shawn

He's just this guy, you know?