I think those two years in the Gifted and Talented program in junior high ruined me. I mean, sure, it taught me the value of lateral thinking and finding novel ways to approach problems and solve them. But they never told me that lateral thinking wasn’t always necessary…or welcomed. I found myself quite often doing …
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On the Variation of Social Species
Saw a kid walking down the street, had a totally strange kind of affect. Wore all brown, hair in 20 directions, mustache bigger than a musketeer, off-centered glide as he threw peace signs out to the car that stopped for his crosswalk. Probably high or perma-fried. The kid was so far down the strangeness scale …
Attention Whoring for Dollars
It is not even 6 o’clock and the sun is already setting. This cake is a lie! You. You are: grand spiffy busy _______ a goat. May cause nervousness or excitability. Please exercise caution when operating a motor vehicle. I found a dollar in the dryer. It must be my lucky day. You ain’t preggers …