Attention Whoring for Dollars

  • It is not even 6 o’clock and the sun is already setting. This cake is a lie!
  • You. You are:
    1. grand
    2. spiffy
    3. busy
    4. _______ a goat.
  • May cause nervousness or excitability. Please exercise caution when operating a motor vehicle.
  • I found a dollar in the dryer. It must be my lucky day.
  • You ain’t preggers and living in a 27-year-old single wide with an unemployed drunk named Von Ray, are you?
  • I pieced together my music studio. Maybe the investment in gear and assembly will net me some musical material.
  • Guzzling water and hanging christmas lights in your closet on cold meds is no way to go through life, son.
  • Attention, passengers, this is the captain speaking. If you look out the windows to your left you will see the 8th wonder of the world, the Grand Toadcicle of Monte Cleavis.

Published by Shawn

He's just this guy, you know?