- It is not even 6 o’clock and the sun is already setting. This cake is a lie!
- You. You are:
- grand
- spiffy
- busy
- _______ a goat.
- May cause nervousness or excitability. Please exercise caution when operating a motor vehicle.
- I found a dollar in the dryer. It must be my lucky day.
- You ain’t preggers and living in a 27-year-old single wide with an unemployed drunk named Von Ray, are you?
- I pieced together my music studio. Maybe the investment in gear and assembly will net me some musical material.
- Guzzling water and hanging christmas lights in your closet on cold meds is no way to go through life, son.
- Attention, passengers, this is the captain speaking. If you look out the windows to your left you will see the 8th wonder of the world, the Grand Toadcicle of Monte Cleavis.
