Me: sitting at Epoch trying to enjoy my cup of light roast. You: rambling on about your stupid E-cigarettes to anybody and everybody you can. The way you rave about them leads me to believe one of two scenarios: 1) you are so hungry for someone to validate your lifestyle, or 2) you are on …
Author Archives: Shawn
Attention Whoring for Dollars
It is not even 6 o’clock and the sun is already setting. This cake is a lie! You. You are: grand spiffy busy _______ a goat. May cause nervousness or excitability. Please exercise caution when operating a motor vehicle. I found a dollar in the dryer. It must be my lucky day. You ain’t preggers …
How Soon Is Tomorrow
Tired eyed and stumbling. Speeding up time, the pattern is seen. Day, to day, to day. I miss the future. A decade ago, there was hope. Like all of my tomorrows were a treasure. Like time was my greatest resource. Like the presence of time itself meant I had all I needed to convene with …
Hand the Feed That Bites
“Hi Shawn! I do read your site on occasion but I don’t remember to check it often. I won’t even pretend to say I pull it up every week to catch up. I’m just too busy with my hectic life to keep checking back.” Hey kids! Shawn Thomas here with a special offer! Do you …
A Mission of Mercy
So I’m taking the slow, iterative process of helping my friend Mark convert his site to WordPress. The whole thing is a mission of mercy. After hearing him groan plaintively for over a year about the drudgery of changing the design of his site by hand, I decided that it was high time to have …