Hugs Like a Circular Proof

Had a dream where one of the cast members was this cute girl who followed me as I left towards home from a social event in a field. She started flirting with me. I remember thinking, “I’m a hobbled old troglodyte; what could she possibly see in me? Is this a shakedown for services?”

She knew my thoughts and asked if I had any cash. I wanted to, but also didn’t. Told her I didn’t have money. “Well what about donation apps?” Sorry, no. Don’t do apps. Kept walking away.

Then she pulled back and got aggressive. An X-Acto knife appeared in her hand. I knew I had to defenestrate her and run before her heavy caught me.

Dream ends by the alarm clock.

See? I’ve just proven my own fears with my own dreams! There’s the facts right there! Incontrovertible!

Published by Shawn

He's just this guy, you know?