- The Internet is the worst place to go if you have something to say.
- Activity is not motion, but motion is an activity.
- Don’t bring signs to a battle of words. They are inflexible and can be used against you.
- If you’re fighting on two fronts, you’ll have to watch your own back.
- Keep off the grass, especially when requested. When asked twice, doubly so.
- Just because you’re seated does not mean you are immobile.
- Educate yourself about the enemy, but resist the urge to use that knowledge to become the enemy once he is vanquished.