On December 11, I hung my xmas lights in the front window of my apartment to mark the beginning of about as much festivity as I care to muster. It’s just a single strand of C7 style LED bulbs on a timer that runs from 5pm to 1am. They even mount on the clips I …
Category Archives: Philosophy
Simpatico
“Nobody has walked the path that I have walked. They have not seen the things that I have seen. They must, if they truly want to understand me.” I dunno. Isn’t that the point? Is it really that important that I drag someone down with me to the muck I came from just to feel …
Add Title
I wish I could live correctly, but instead I find myself spending my free time doing work-work, and the interstitial time wondering where my free time has gone and how to get it back by declaring PTO (paid time off) on my timesheet so I could go out into the world and get an atom …
Middle Bar
How have I managed to get this far in life without ever needing legal representation or counsel? Either I’ve had significant luck, or I’m perpetually so middle-of-the-road that I’ve taken no chances or gotten in a bind. Amazing. Given that I’m a self-proclaimed engine of mediocrity, my drive toward baseline homeostasis and inoffensive balance serve …
Heinous
Fan theory: the following historical figures had unnatural or violent deaths: All were temporarily taken out of their timeline by Bill and Ted for a school project. Most heinous!