How have I managed to get this far in life without ever needing legal representation or counsel? Either I’ve had significant luck, or I’m perpetually so middle-of-the-road that I’ve taken no chances or gotten in a bind.
Amazing.
Given that I’m a self-proclaimed engine of mediocrity, my drive toward baseline homeostasis and inoffensive balance serve to keep me out of situations of extreme risk or extreme growth.
Knock on wood with my knuckles, not with a gavel.