Had a dream where one of the cast members was this cute girl who followed me as I left towards home from a social event in a field. She started flirting with me. I remember thinking, “I’m a hobbled old troglodyte; what could she possibly see in me? Is this a shakedown for services?” She …
Author Archives: Shawn
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I’m not saying every conversation has to leave me more energized than before, but goddammit, give me something. Hell, I’ll settle for anything better than 50-50. Are there any platitudes I could recite to myself to improve the quality of my conversations so we energize each other, or should I try improving my numbers by …
Drawbridges, Zomg
I dunno, guys. I kinda wanna live somewhere where drawbridges are a problem. I mean, that’s a cool-ass problem! I meeeeean, c’mon… Like, seriously… I mean, come the fuck on. How can you even? Just look at this shit. LOOK. OMG Y’ALL. O. MG.
DROP
Nerd rage. Fixed a recent problem in which I set up the conditions for failure years ago. My Linux PC at home has been having hardware issues. It’s been in service for 13-ish years and, electronically, it’s falling apart. It was kernel panicking while transferring files from my phone over USB3. After enough of this, …
Teatime of the Sophisticate
We get better by using our tools in the pursuit of excellence.