Honestly, I think sex is great; I like the idea of sex. On paper, it’s just the best. The best. In thought, that is. I mean, I remember having good times and whatnot with a handful of great partners over the years. But, let’s be real here: people are gross. I mean, ew. Have you …
Author Archives: Shawn
Remote Bird
While waiting on dinner at the restaurant tonight, I noticed on my phone’s mail app (K-9 Mail) that my emails weren’t being filtered like they should. Automated notifications that normally would be Marked as Read by one of the many rules I have in Thunderbird were going unmodified. That’s when I remembered that, an hour …
Duty
For those following along at home, yes, I was out of town for 2 weeks. I burned 2 of my 5 weeks of vacation time in Texarkana, certainly not having a vacation. My mother had lung surgery, and she needed my and my sister’s help to get through it. If you smoke, quit now while …
Flux, You Ate
Pretty wild how body weight changes throughout the day. Take this, for instance. The lesson here is that I should just take diuretics and piss away the pounds.
Mullet in the Breeze
At the bar tonight, every screen had some sport on it except for the one I was staring at. Was some dumb screensaver. I said to the bartender, “Hey, can you give me the remote so I can put a movie on?” and he handed it over. Scrolled through all the streaming apps on the …