Goaled Fish

My job is like standing on a skateboard and trying to clean a goldfish bowl while I’m holding it in my arms, with the fish still in it, without killing the fish. The task is so wobbly, messy, and difficult, I put the bowl down, sit on the skateboard, and scroll through the fish food with the guilt that after feeding the fish and making the bowl dirtier, I’ll have to go to the living room tomorrow and explain to my parents that the fishbowl cleaning task is still actively ongoing.

Published by Shawn

He's just this guy, you know?