Under the Hoodie

It’s hoodie weather, everyone!

The hoodie is easily my most useful garment (aside from pants).

  • warm
  • dark colors
  • instant cloak
  • obscures my spare tire
  • keeps the cold off my neck
  • secret zip-up bib for slurping noodles
  • sleeves useful for operating public doorknobs
  • kangaroo pockets for carrying tools or hiding hands
  • disguises the fact that I’ve worn the same shirt three days in a row
  • broadcasts to the world exactly which socioeconomic class I align to, since most professional grownups wear coats and cardigans

See? Useful!

Published by Shawn

He's just this guy, you know?