Aries (March 21-April 19): Most of what you say today will be silly and half-baked, which is only a slight departure from your norm. However, today will be special: your words will trigger others into calling you out and making light of your speech, and you will become frustrated with communication. Fear not, however, because having your words laughed at for their ill timing and poor choice will be offset by your time alone at the end of the day. Sleep on it.