Is gonna be ah-kay? Ah-Kay!

Don’t worry, fellow citizens.

Fellow Amerrkins: Yes, our glorious war has begun. I say we needed to waste this tyrant. Needed to for a long time. Our forces are holy and righteous in the eyes of God. God believes in freedom; freedom from want. Freedom from need. Freedom from choice. Freedom from tyranny. Continue to pray for the safety of our excellent Coalition troops. Keep your eyes opened and raised high; our Office is your best source for news from your Freedom Brigade Coalition.

Remember: it’s going to be alright.

Trust me.

Brought to you by the Office of the Glorious Leader
Return to your lives.

Published by Shawn

He's just this guy, you know?