Remembering the time I went to Waffle House and ordered a waffle, and upon getting the waffle, sending it back because it was too soft and not crunchy enough, asking them to make another one. I said directly to the face of the waiter — who works at the place that fucking specializes in goddamn waffles — that their waffle wasn’t good enough. They made another one on their dime, and it was also softer than I was expecting. Why? Because I raised myself on goddamn toaster waffles.
WTF was wrong with me? My expectations.
Let this be a lesson to us all.