I recently had a guy at the bar try to fill me up with noise about how a tornado watch was more dangerous than a tornado warning. He said, “Yeah, a watch is like ‘there’s a tornado, watch out!'” I just stood there blinking.
Still not sure if he was pulling my leg, or if he actually was that dumb, or if he was so drunk his logic overtook his knowledge, or if it was all just a compliance test to see if I’d buy it.
No idea if anybody passed.