After a speed test showed my cable modem wasn’t up to snuff, I bought a new modem. The front panel LEDs are green and blue. How blue?
I can barely see the green. It’s so overpowered.
And then, last night, I came home to this ridiculousness. BLUE.
My god, it’s like the glowing Cherenkov Radiation in the water around the core of a nuclear reactor. I’m going to grow a third arm at this rate.
B. L. U. E.
I’m issuing a fatwah on every product designer that puts bright blue LEDs in every consumer device. Stop. Please, stop.