Links related to The Farm
Hypertext Webster Interface
Yes, this is what it sounds like. The complete Websters dictionary, unabridged, at your disposal. Enter a word, and find out its definition and a bit of related material.
Poetry
The National Library of Poetry
The Definitive Source for Poetry on the Web
A very good resource for poetry. Contests, links, poetry resources, and some good poetry can be found here.
Art
Carol Jackson's Fine Art - A Virtual Art Museum
Plenty of fine art for the visual senses. A favorite for Lumbricus.
Barry's Clip Art Server
Loads of clip art for your website or any project that could really benefit from a little bit of art. You are guaranteed to find something you like here - the collection is huge.
Informational and Inspirational
The Vatican
Sponsored by the Holy See, the official public relations office for the Roman Catholic Church. Get news and information from the office of the Pope, and see what's happening worldwide in the Church. Beautiful site design. Blessing abounds.
Fun and nifty sites
M&M's Official Site
Fun to be had. The official net presence of the world's best candy, you can keep up with all your favorite M&M colors. Order your own custom color-mixed bag of M&M's, delivered to your door! Screen-savers, icons, games galore!
The Sexkittyn Page of Purity Tests
Lose any sleep wondering how "pure" you are? Try these tests. Get rated from 0% (completely impure, shame on you) to 100% (completely pure, shame on you).
Contains risque adult topics; you may risk getting offended, completely embarrassed, learn something about yourself, or get a few new ideas... You've been warned.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator
This is so weird, and it's so funny. When we first discovered it, we just couldn't stop laughing; every time we pressed "reload", we hurt even more. Find the best compliments to completely throw a curve to any situation.
The incredibly offbeat
Burger Bastard
Don't ask...you have to explore it for yourself...
The Church of the SubGenius
We're not quite sure about what spin this takes, but it's head-spinning nonetheless. The Church of the SubGenius is the first for profit church on the Internet. Get your slack here! Praise Bob!
The Principia Discordia
...or, How I Found the Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her
THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything.
Discordianism started a long time ago in dog years, and actually, if you read on, it starts to make sense while making you laugh about it actually making sense. Probe impossible questions like "what's the meaning of life?" and "is it all really worth it?" without ever coming up with an answer, but gaining wisdom all the same. Read Discordianism's truths in the Principia Discordia, learn to consult your pineal gland (wherein you shall find Eris herself), and partake of the meatless Hot Dog Bun. Kallisti! Hail Eris!
Not for the weak of faith.
Personal sites
Bugland
This is a friend of The Farm who has a meaty personal site. She's a fellow poet, writer, and dreamer, and an all-around sweetie. Best use of a webpage as a communique to all of her friends. Updated quite often.

A call out to you!
As a service to you, if you own a webpage or a website and would like the "official" link to The Farm, we have your solution. Provided to you, free of charge, is an animated .gif created by our crack team of Pixel-Pixies, and all the code you need to include into your HTML. The .gif is on our server, so there's no space lost on yours. The code places this .gif wherever you choose to place it, and actively links it to the proper URL for your visitors to wander.
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