Giving You the Finger

Stagnation. I’ve been a little twisted up inside of late. Holding a lot of stuff back. Suppose it’s for the best. Dunno. Verdict’s still out. Let’s start with the inane: I bought a new computer keyboard. The old one was four years old, and after the two hours of cleaning I did on it last …

On the Road: AUS2TXK 2004/07

***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*** Shawn Thomas (Nasdaq ticker: SHAT), the cult of personality that brought you Miniflims(tm) and “Johnny the Original Greek”, and innovator in computer advertising with the “Your Mother Loves my Wang!” campaign, announced today his intent to relocate business operations to the city of Texarkana, Arkansas for the weekend of the Fourth of …