Chosen Hell

Quick joke. You’ve heard this before. A man dies and, due to his decisions through life, gets sent to Hell. After entering, the Devil takes him on a grand tour where he’s shown three rooms from which to choose his torture for eternity. The first room is full of people standing on their heads upside […]

Horoscope for Friday, January 30, 2009

Aries (March 21-April 19): Most of what you say today will be silly and half-baked, which is only a slight departure from your norm. However, today will be special: your words will trigger others into calling you out and making light of your speech, and you will become frustrated with communication. Fear not, however, because […]

Dichot’s Manifesto

Dichot’s Manifesto The Revelation of things revealed, from the wage-monkey to the ivory towers of The Man, and the bindings underneath. (a treatise on life and the fuckitude of mankind) ********** Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys everywhere, in suits, in blue collars! Wise up, lend ear, for there is this thing which must be known, for all […]